Your date has gone home

Now youre left on your own sweet own

Your tough-talkin friend

Split on you in the bitter end

And you look like a fine thing jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry

They say youre a star

Thats what the boys all say you are

I dont see much tv

So you dont mean [bad word] to me

But you look like a fine thing jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry

They got a name for people like you

Yeh they do

And they got a name for people like me too

El macho, el macho

Now they want you to sing

Dont get shy or anything

The boys are all here

Gonna buy you another beer

cos you look like a fine thing jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry

El macho, el macho