Have you mel Kazoo
She's a beautiful girl
She came from Ihe deplhs of Ihe greasy underbelly
Of Ihis big brown world

Have you mel Kazoo
She's a damly little thing
Give her liver crackers and [bad word] on the belly
And her heart will sing

'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
With long, luxurious nails
And if there's a spark as you're strollm'through the park
She'll be shakm' her tail

Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo
She's got a curious smile
When she gets excited you may find it overwhelming
If she pees on the tile

'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
With long, luxurious nails
And if there's a spark as you're strollm'through the park
They'll wanna sniff her tail

Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo