[J.D.] 
Let's face the facts about me and you, 
love unspecified. 
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear," 
The crowd will always talk and stare. 

[Turk] 
I feel exactly those feelings, too 
And that's why I keep them inside. 
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain, 
And sometimes it's easier to hide, 
Than explain our 

[J.D. and Turk] 
Guy love, 
That's all it is, 
Guy love, 
He's mine, I'm his, 
There's nothing [bad word] about it in our eyes. 

[Turk] 
You ask me 'bout this thing we share, 

[J.D.] 
And he tenderly replies, 

[Turk] 
It's guy love 

[J.D. and Turk] 
Between two guys. 

[Turk] 
We're closer than the average man and wife, 

[J.D.] 
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. 

[Turk] 
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life. 

[J.D.] 
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. 

[Turk] 
Whoa, I just took out his apendix. 

[J.D.] 
There's no need to clarify, 

[Turk] 
Oh no? 

[J.D.] 
Just let it grow more and more each day. 
It's like I married my best friend, 

[Turk] 
But in a totally manly way. 

[J.D. and Turk] 
Let's go! 
It's guy love, 
 [bad word]  
The feeeling of some other guy, 
Holding up your heart, 
Into the sky. 

[J.D.] 
I'll be there to care through all the lows. 

[Turk] 
I'll be there to share the highs. 

[J.D. and Turk] 
It's guy love, 
Between two guys. 

[J.D.] 
And when I say, "I love you, Turk," 
It's not what it impies. 

[J.D. and Turk] 
It's guy love 
Between 
Two 
Guys