He always holds on to his girlfriend
That's where he likes to be
He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
false sense of security

And when he goes he goes with a smile (x4)

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
Re la la la la la la (x2)

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
And get whatever you want to

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na (x4)

He used to be a closet biker they say
1957 BSA
He used to collect writing paper
They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
Ra la la la la la la
Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a
Ra la la la la
Have yourself another shandy,Andy
Ra la la la la
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
Ra la la la la la la la la la

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
and get whatever you want to

The word is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get laid
and get whatever you want to
The world is your oyster
The world is yours

It's yours it's yours it's your's yours (x2)

Gimme the chastity, gimme the sancity,
Gimme the wit, o-oh (x5)