Baking a lasagne, in your punani
Impressive moustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision basketball, in your punani
He-Man and Skeletor in your punani
Producing dubstep records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
Formerly Harry's Foods, now Food Fare, in your punani
St. Helen's grocery, in your punani
Grilling a panini, in your [bad word] 
Lucky Koi Express, in your punani
Langside Infirmary, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Selling crystal meth, in your punani
I want to cash my cheque, in your punani
Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Victorian Langside, in your punani
I want to put orange juice in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani

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Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Victorian Langside, in your punani
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani
Baking a lasagne, in your punani
Impressive moustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision basketball, in your punani
I want to put orange juice in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani

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