Get on my go kart, strap myself in
 Rev up the engine let the fun begin
 Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate
 But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates

 My body's tingling from my head to my toes
 But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows
 Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
 God [bad word] it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet

 I never guessed this trembling machine would
 Turn the motor on under my hood

 Go kart racing, accidentally [bad word]  Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
 Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

 Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb
 Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job
 Don't need no gentleman to start my engine
 Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension

 Trying to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
 But [bad word] is getting real on this indoor
 track
 About to go blind and I feel like a creep
 Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep

 Now my driving is getting erratic
 Cause this transmission is automatic

 Go kart racing, accidentally [bad word]  Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
 Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

 If the [bad word] is ripe you might as well pluck it
 Was gonna slow down but then I thought [bad word] it
 No one look at me cause this is it
 Green flag go go holy [bad word] 

 Go kart racing, accidentally [bad word]  Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
 Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line