Interviewer: Well... Where are [bad word] from? 

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: (pause) Well... I don't like the way the country's ran, don't you know, and, erm... that's pretty much what i was expressing in my poem. The government... the American government - they're sneaky, they're very deceitful, they're liars, they're cheats, they're rip-offs. I mean, the American government is one systematic government that...that nobody can [bad word]  I don't [bad word] them myself. 

Interviewer: And how long have you been writing for? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Huh? 

Interviewer: How long have you been writing for? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Since I was four. 

Interviewer: Do you do this sort of thing a lot, like, open-mic kinda questions? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Oh, I love open-mics, I [bad word] here to do open-mics, absolutely. 

Interviewer: What kind of reactions do you usually get? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Usually, people are... are pretty much in agreement with what I'm saying. 

Interviewer: We overheard you before talking about... you went to court today for a speeding ticket? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: That's accurate. 

Interviewer: right. Do you wanna tell us that story? 
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes, absolutely, I wouldn't mind telling you the story. Erm... I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear [bad word] your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket ...and I'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the [bad word] to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your [bad word] mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take any [bad word] " I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god [bad word] judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." 
And I left it at that. 

Then, before I left, I turned around and told the judge "I'm here to state who I am and be honest with you." I said "If they thought I was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when I first got it? Yes they would." And the judge says "Yeah, you have a point," He goes "You don't need to get loud," I said "Don't get loud?" I says "I've got every right to get loud." I says "You can't do a god [bad word] thing about it, because I'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. You think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the [bad word] river for 20 years? Well you're not." 
And I left it at that. 

Interviewer: Did you walk away? 

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes I did... I don't like the judicial system, I don't like the government system, I don't like the police, I don't like anything to do with this country's government. I just don't like it, because... they're sneaky, like I said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip people off. That's the American government for you. America is a third world country, and people don't recognise it... and I think that that's pretty god [bad word] sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum. 

Interviewer: Well... Do you have any weapons? 

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes, I do.