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Closest to the bone sweeter is the meat,
Last slice of Virginia ham is the best that you can eat.
Don't talk about my baby-ee, she's slender but she's sweet,
Closest to the bone and sweeter is the meat.

Now she'd make a good thermometer if she drank a glass of wine,
She's built just like a garter snake, she climbs up like a vine.
My friends tell me I'm a fool to love a girl like that,
Here's the reason I like 'em slim instead of big and fat.

'Cause closest to the bone sweeter is the meat,
Last slice of Virginia ham is the best that you can eat.
a'Don't talk about my baby, she's slender but she's sweet, mm, 
Closest to the bone and sweeter is the meat, eh! Let's go!

< Sax solo by Sam Butera >

Yeah, let's go, Sam! Yeah, mama boy! Oh-oh, yeah! Yeah, atta boy!
One more, one more! One more, one more! Yeah, boy!
Sweeter is the meat! Yeah, closest to the bone, oh, ah, look out now!

< [bad word] solo by Louis Prima >

Now she'd make a first class fountain pen if she only knew how to write,
Her figure's like a piece of string, mm, she rolls up every night.
Everybody thinks that I'm a nut to love this lovely worm,
Boy there's one reason I like 'em slim instead of round and firm.

'Cause closest to the bone sweeter is the meat,
Last slice of Virginia ham is the best that you can eat.
Now don'cha talk about my baby, she's slender but she's sweet, mm,
Closest to the bone, mm, sweet...  I got another one now, listen here!

Mm, she'd make a fine piccolo if she only stayed on key,
Boy, she's shaped like [bad word] band and she loves to snap at me.
Everybody thinks I'm insane to overlook her faults
But here's the reason I like 'em skinny instead of full of schmaltz.

'Cause closest to the bone sweeter is the meat,
Last slice of Virginia ham is the best that you can eat.
Don't talk about my baby, she's slender but she's sweet
And it's closest to the bone and sweeter is the me-eat!