shiawase ni [bad word] tobira o [bad word] yo
shinsou kaiten youkoso

omeshimono, katasaki ni ukikusa ga [bad word] ima dake wa nichijou o wasurete kudasai na
yotsuyu o fuite haitte

namami no haato wa [bad word] karea de ne
(namami no haato wa [bad word] karea de aa)
kuchiura ni wa umaku awaseta,
doku... uso, supaisu ga kuse ni natteiku

kawaita kanashimi ni fooku o tsukitatete
(zetsubou resutoran fooku o tsukitate)
iya na mono wa [bad word] ii kodomo mitai ni
(kodomo mitai ni)

genki ni [bad word] deshou?
(nageki no [bad word] 
hitokuchi goto ni iyasarete
mata raishuu to warai te o [bad word] watashi
ichiya ga giri no kyasshu yo

kurayami de tsukurareta honemi no shichuu desu
senaka kara pittari to saavu [bad word] yukimashou
dansu o anata to tomo ni

rousoku ga [bad word] asa no koucha made wa
(rousoku ga [bad word] asa no koucha made aa)
hyou nashi no [bad word] no [bad word] ashi, uta, setsunasa ga [bad word] 
koyoi no chiketto de nandemo nozomidoori
(zetsubou resutoran nandemo onozomi)
oishii toko o kiritotte ii
ousama no you ni (ousama no you ni)
 [bad word] atsusugita
(miwaku no [bad word] 
mune no tsukae o nomihoseba [bad word] wa mata kamen no mama de [bad word] 
zetsubou resutoran
zetsubou resutoran
zetsubou resutoran
zetsubou resutoran
zetsubou resutoran (zetsubou resutoran)
zetsubou resutoran (zetsubou resutoran)
zetsubou resutoran (zetsubou resutoran)
onaka ippai (...ippai)

koko wa [bad word] to koufuku no [bad word] kousaten
 [bad word] to koufuku [bad word] kousaten)
ajiwatta nara yoso de wa mou ajikenaku [bad word] 
genki ni [bad word] deshou? hitokuchi goto ni iyasarete
(zetsubou resutoran)
mata raishuu to warai te o [bad word] watashi
tokete kiechau shokora, ne