Oh, Mr Medicine
I'm so happy you came here
You went from 'Every man'
To 'Every man savior'

When we all took to Everest
We were lookin' for change, sir
More those who start to open
The cycle has now been broken

First drop and you get up
There's a pile of dirty laundry
I know you'll clean it up
You're the man to do it for me

I [bad word] your judgment
I like the things you say [bad word] sense
I could take three times a day

Oh, Mr Medicine
I will take anything
What do you [bad word] 

Oh, Mr Medicine
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

Oh, Mr Medicine
I feel so much better
My friend's a pessimist
But you still impress her

If you need evidence
Then I'll write you a letter
I'll lick the stamp and post it
Just so that you can notice

First drop and you get up
There's a pile of dirty laundry
I know you'll clean it up
You're the man to do it for me

And then I saw
That the patient has improved
Calling sick
Has [bad word] a lame excuse

Oh, Mr Medicine
I will take anything
What do you [bad word] 

Oh, Mr Medicine
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

This untidy table's turning
You used the best detergent
Now it's shiny, it's not dirty
And we know that it is working

Oh, Mr Medicine
(Oh, Mr Medicine)
Oh, Mr Medicine
(Oh, Mr Medicine)

Oh, Mr Medicine
I will take anything
What do you [bad word] 

Oh, Mr Medicine
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine

Oh, Mr Medicine
I will take anything
What do you [bad word] 

Oh, Mr Medicine
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?