Dear little Alice, please don’t cry
Tears of woe won’t help you get by
I know you feel scare lost and alone
Since you cannot find your way back HOME
Have strange things happened?
Is there anything I need to know?
Did you taste things that made you shrink or GROW?
Did you suffer any? Please… Say it isn’t so!
I will help you out, just wait and see
You’d be glad that you found a cat… Like me..
I’ll show you around this fascinating place
Only if you keep a smile on your face
No more reading sings that say…
THIS WAY… or… YONDER
Now you don’t have to sit down and try to ponder
Which way you should you go, you ask?
I seem to find that a fairly simple task
Just follow my grin for you will know soon
How much it looks like a glowing crescent moon
Don’t be afraid, please follow my advice
Surely you don’t even need to think twice
Oh look, there’s The Queen all dressed in RED
Hear how she screams…
Those are very words everyone dreds
Would you like to keep your head?
Quick [bad word]  The cards are after [bad word] through this DOOR!
I’ll protect you
Dry your eyes, Alice, because there is no time to cry
You’ll see me again as the [bad word] flying by…
And just then you think this might be the end
Never forget that, in your heart…
You’ll always be my friend…