Good morning cy-boys and cyber girls.
I am happy to announce we have a star-crossed winner in today's heartbreak sweepstakes.
Android Number 57821, otherwise known as Cindy Mayweather,
Has fallen desperately in love with a human named Anthony Greendow.
And you know [bad word] #33;
She is now scheduled for immediate disassembly!
Bounty hunters, you can find her in the Neon Valley Street District on the 4th floor
At the Leopard Plaza [bad word] 
The droid control Marshals are full of [bad word] today,
No phasers, only chain-saws and electro-daggers!
Remember, only card carrying hunters can join our case today.
And as usual, there will be no reward
Until her cyber-soul is turned into the [bad word] 
Happy hunting!