Spiderman Spiderman
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a [bad word] Gonna [bad word] out some anal fudge
Look out [bad word] some [bad word] games

Alcohol is his power source
Takes a [bad word] like a [bad word] horse
Climbs the wall then he falls
This game sucks his Spiderballs
Oh no, he's playing the [bad word] games

When he plays his games
He feels so ashamed
He shoots webs from his wrist
But now Spidermans [bad word] .. [bad word] ..

Angry Nerd Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen [bad word] Or eat some [bad word] from a moose
Gonna chug down some poopy juice
These games, are such a great big [bad word] up
They make you wanna throw up all over... Spider...Man.....