One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
One less man to pick up after
I should be happy
But all I do is cry

I cry no more laughter
Oh I should be happy
Oh why did she go
I only know that since he left
My life's so empty
Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings
I [bad word] 

I don't know haw in the world
To stop thinking of him
I should be happy
'Cause I still love him so

I end each day the way I started
Crying my heart out
(Start and end each day crying)
One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry one less man
(One less man)
To pick up after
No more laughter, no more laughter
Since he went away
Since he went away
Since he went away uuuuh

chair is still a chair
Even when there's no one sitting there
Oh, I'm not meant to live alone
Turn this house into a home
When I climb the stairs and turn the key
Oh please, be there
Still in love with me

One less bell to answer
Each time the doorbell rings I [bad word] 
One less egg to fry

I got one less man to pick up after
(No more laughter)
No more laughter, no more laughter
Since he went away,
(Since he went away)
Since he went away all I do is cry