Steve: You want some more of this [bad word]  Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.

I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine [bad word] they were walkin’ my way
“Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?”
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and [bad word] Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
it’s just a day in my life
I’m up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah [bad word] 
you heard what I just said.

I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I’m from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood [bad word] 
my favorite toy
was my [bad word] fire [bad word] [bad word] 
I used to play with that [bad word] all day long,
until I learned about  from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my [bad word] all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song [bad word] I don’t like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
“Every night in my dreams,
I see you…I feel you…”
Every time I hear that [bad word] [bad word] a [bad word] to my eye.
Why the [bad word] did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I’m not afraid to say
that I’m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but it’s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
why’d she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
How’s that even possible?
person can be stupid
but a face? That’s impossible. [bad word] happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everday, normal [bad word]  [bad word] 

I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother [bad word] 
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, it’s your birthday,
Go party like it’s your birthday.
I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay.
I’ll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of [bad word] and get it.