I thought I wanted to die
But I barely had the time
And isn't it funny
How I didn't even
Have the money
To say goodbye?

What the perfect irony

And with this man
I want to see the land
But is my mind even?
Oh I must choose to believe him
Or say goodbye

What the perfect irony

And I want to love
It's all I'm thinking of
But isn't it sordid
How my dreams can [bad word] distorted?
Just tell me why

My life's the perfect irony

I can't decide
If I should laugh or cry
I think it's kind of funny
How they say all I need
Is the money
To get by

Goodbye

Get by

Oh what the perfect irony