Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
 Hey Dracula, I heard you... suck
 Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes [bad word] steal my brain Fritz
 And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
 Well you can knock on Ed Wood
 But it won't do you no good
 'Cause all of my heroes are dead
 Hooray for Horrorwood

 Hooray for Horrorwood

 Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
 Hey Leatherface
 Remove my... face
 Hey tall man, just take my hand
 And lead me to your red planet

 Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
 Hey Dracula, I heard you... suck
 Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes [bad word] steal my brain Fritz
 And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
 Well you can knock on Ed Wood
 But it won't do you no good
 'Cause all of my heroes are dead
 Hooray for Horrorwood
 Hooray for Horrorwood
 Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
 Hey Leatherface
 Remove my... face
 Hey tall man, just take my hand
 And lead me to your red planet

 Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
 Hey Dracula, I heard you... suck
 Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes [bad word] steal my brain Fritz
 And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
 Well you can knock on Ed Wood
 But it won't do you no good
 'Cause all of my heroes are dead
 Hooray for Horrorwood
 Hooray for Horrorwood
 Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
 Hey Leatherface
 Remove my... face
 Hey tall man, just take my hand
 And lead me to your red planet