What's new?
How is the world treating you?
You haven't changed a bit -
Lovely as ever, I must admit

What's new?
How did that [bad word] through?
We haven't met since then
Gee, but it's nice to see you again

What's new?
Probably I'm boring you
But seeing you is grand
And you were sweet to offer your hand

I understand. Adieu!
Pardon my asking what's new
Of course you couldn't know
I haven't changed, I still love you so...