[Hook]
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
Call the cops, call the cops
Got mad [bad word] marijuana crops
Got lime trees and lemon trees
Got 20 dirty [bad word] down on their knees
Water, water, H2O
No big screens, no HBO
Tomato, tomato, potato, potato
These hoes just won the fat boy lotto
Hef, please let me use your grotto, hefty [bad word] is my motto
If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle
I'll knock your head off, you softer than a [bad word] s skin
You stupid [bad word] cannot win, [bad word] your wifey in the face
And then I'll take your next of kin, rented ten, I'll stick a [bad word] In your [bad word] fish food, which dude's fish food
rich dude's fish food, I got an iPad
IMac body and your mama sucks my [bad word] when she's high on mollies...Mollies

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
Dirt Nasty and [bad word] This is agriculture
I grab a vulture
Who left that soda on the table?
Grab a coaster (Do that [bad word] 
Girls wanna cuddle (Mhmm)
Yeah, they wanna snuggle [bad word] er)
Aw, that's a cute teddy bear
Put it in your butt hole
Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, [bad word]  I'm a farmer [bad word] through with a ugly [bad word] ho, call her two-headed llama
She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas (Good night)
I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Riff Raff]
Ay, yo
Spandex (Spandex), I pull up with a lamb text
Too [bad word]  toaster [bad word]  ballin' on you poodles
Swish! Two cougars, 40 plus, [bad word] Blackout the two seater, MC Hammer, have you seen her (seen her)
40 karats in the gallon
It's apparent, your parents, got [bad word]  like mascara
Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren
Four bad [bad word] on probation, are you sharing (are you sharing)
Got 'em jealous, 20 inches, all you fellas chop the tellers
Got [bad word] over Jerome Bettis, Versace lettuce
No dieting, Gucci eyelids, I go to sleep, snobby pilots

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Diplo]
I’m a farmer boy, goin' Scottie Pippen in Illinois
Teeth full of diamonds and corduroy, been a while since I was unemployed
I’m the real McCoy, not Hatfield
My RV got rims on 12 wheels, I ride to the club on a school of seals
Turtles and beluga whales, Escargot and a plate of snails
My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well
Only time will tell, armored like I just cracked the liberty bell
Gracin' on the cover of Mademoiselle, sicker than a guy with sickle cell
Andy Milonakis just went to jail
Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Fs smelling like Adele