We took a plane to Ukraine,
We meet the [bad word]  he's insane
Too many strippers, too much booze
My head's clear, cause I choose for

Ukrainian kvass, [bad word] vodka!
Ukrainian kvass, NO german schnapps!
Ukrainian kvass, NO dutsch jenever!
Ukrainian kvass, stick that liquor up your [bad word] 

We're in the studio day and night
The noise is killing me, no daylight
The band is drowning in alcohol
But I keep going: I'm on roll with

Ukrainian kvass, [bad word] vodka!
Ukrainian kvass, NO german schnapps!
Ukrainian kvass, NO dutsch jenever!
Ukrainian kvass, stick that liquor up your [bad word] 

The show's in Kharkiv, the road is long
Hardline, crossed arms, standing strong
The crowd goes wild, Mike's flying
Broken elbow, but he's not crying with

Ukrainian kvass, [bad word] vodka!
Ukrainian kvass, NO german schnapps!
Ukrainian kvass, NO dutsch jenever!
Ukrainian kvass, stick that liquor up your [bad word]