I am sleeping in the park 
I'm thirsty like a low tide shark 
the only time I get to see my wife is by her new man in the MALL... 
wait a minute... think I'm gonna FALL... 
I have shot the president 
I'm queen of Brittain for a cent 
for fifty bucks I'll do a trick 
your wallet might not be as thick as you recall it to have been before 

good-bye my friends 
you won't ever see me wheeling again 
this chair is gone 
and so is prawn! 
 [bad word]  said grinning prawn 
but suddenly it all was gone 
made a mil but paid the bill 
an oilfield in the middle east 
butt scuds were having fire-feast, same noon 

good-bye my friends 
you won't ever see me wheeling again 
this chair is gone 
and so is prawn!

people turn around and they look at me 
don't they see that I've just lost both of my legs 
and [bad word] burned down to the lawn I did [bad word] on the day I was born? 
now I am a prawn! 

fascinated eyes in disguise smiling at me 
I know they're telling lies 'cuz their eyes don't like to see! 
that crippled little rebel in the chair must be gone before the dawn. 
but I'm a prawn! 

didn't you see the show with the miracle man and his band? 
lots of good songs and a lot of good digging fans 
that I was sledging down the strings with their hearts in my hand? 
bvadr! 

breaking up the band wasn't easy for me to do 
'cuz I had made plans for [bad word] hoochiekoo 
makingamoneydasupadacalidafragidalisticaexpialiyawn 
became a prawn! 

good-bye my friends 
you ain't never gonna see me again 
my life depends on wine'n'women, song'n'dance 

good-bye my friends 
you won't ever see me wheeling again 
this chair is gone 
and so is prawn!