No One’s Iller (The Slim Shady EP,1997) (исполнитель: Eminem Feat. Swift, Bizarre Kid, Fuzz Scoota)
(Bizarre) Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre [bad word] at you Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha No one's iller than me (wha?) No one, no one is iller than me No one is iller than me It's Mr. Swifty from the 313... (Swift) I make rappers wanna turn into singers I keep hoes lickin' they fingers Bring [bad word] and face this meanin' Got your whole crew doing subpeonas [bad word] nah you ain't seen a crew genius Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters Keep it close, you can't beat us While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no secret That your [bad word] sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind state Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like route canals I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how? I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW! It's Swifty from the 313 Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh! (Bizarre) Me and Eminem and Mike Drivin' down Van [bad word] Get my [bad word] sucked late at night by a [bad word] transvestite Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facin' Last week this old man I had to blast Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook [bad word] with the white boys got me back on crack Better explain where the [bad word] your TVs and VCRs is at I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good! Rob this little boy in his [bad word] paper route Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell EVERYBODY GET OUT! My girl beat my [bad word] and shot me in the back with a 2-piece Cuz she found out I was havin' an affair with her 10-year old niece No one, no one's iller than me It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313 No one, no one is iller than me It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313 (Eminem) Nobody better test me, cuz I don't wanna get messy Especially when I step inside this [bad word] [bad word] freshly New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs Before I do [bad word] that make me throw up like flu bugs [bad word] thugs [bad word] unshaven messy [bad word] Whippin' 40-bottles like the [bad word] Pepsi clubs Down a fifth, crack open a six I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a [bad word] I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends Who gives a [bad word] who they was I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz? We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz Mics get sandblasted Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid Sprayed your [bad word] crib up when I ran past it [bad word] felon, headed to [bad word] in a handbasket Talkin' [bad word] will get you, your girl and your man blasted Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic Get your [bad word] [bad word] kicked, by these fantastic Furious four [bad word] Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand Masters Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me