I can't separate your fiction from fact
You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back
You've been talking as fast as you can
I'm not listening anymore

Now baby
You're changing all [bad word] 
You're taking advantage of a fool

Good evening
I'm Ed Burroughs
And the name of this show is "Person To Person"
Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous motion picture
and television director
Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous
occassion being given in your honor
I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you