ENGLISH LYRICS:

Romano

In my right hand is an olive!
In my left hand is a TOMATOO!
Tomaaato maaatomato
Tomatomato Parade
(DON'T FOLLOW ME, YOU [bad word] ) to a charming world!
Take a hand, form a circle, and you've got a spinning Earth.
My shiny boots are (GOING TO GET DIRTY, YOU JERK!)
Green (verde) white (bianco) and red (rosso) make my tricolour!
I'm going to skin that muscle off you! He-ta-li-a!
(My little brother said "It's fun so why [bad word] over~!")
(So I decided to go but..)
(Why does he have to be next to that [bad word] of all people!)
(I CAN'T SING NORMALLY UNDER THIS, GOD [bad word] IT!)

Germany

Hold your mugs! Hold your mugs!
Hold them for the beer mug parade!
Now sound off those [bad word]  Time to march!
If everyone made an ensemble together,
The one and only song (Earth) will [bad word] 
The one who's [bad word] is me, GERMANY!
(I practiced to play it while trying to patiently make Kuchen (cake). I guess it paid off.)
My national costume (Volkstracht) is on my body.
Now let's march down this long road!
On top of a steep hill
Lies a quiet, still ancient castle.