Captain Straight Edge
Captain I am Captain Straight Edge
I am Captain Straight Edge and I am here to say
All you evil [bad word] dealers are gonna see the day where you go down
If you smoke you choke
You drink you stink
I'll shoot a laser beam at you 'cause
Captain Straight Edge
Captain I am Captain Straight Edge
I believe that straight edge is the only way
All you [bad word] maniacs are gonna see the day that you will die
If you smoke you choke
You drink you stink
I'll shoot a fireball at you 'cause
Captain Straight Edge
Captain he is Captain Straight Edge! 
The Amazing Breakdown
Yeah boy
Life is good [bad word] are bad
Life is good
Great
Captain Straight Edge