Tony: Another Valentine’s Day! I really hate Valentine’s Day. 

Chelsea: What’s your problem? 

Tony: I’m sick of seeing heart- shaped boxes, stuffed animals, and cupid decorations everywhere. Lovey-dovey couples on the street and nothing but sentimental movies on TV – that’s what I have a problem with. 

Chelsea: You’re just jaded because you don’t have a valentine on Valentine’s Day. 

Tony: Do you blame me? This is the third year I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone. That’s enough to make any man feel jaded. 

Chelsea: There are plenty of women you could go out with. Just open your eyes and look around. 

Tony: All of the women I know are either psycho or attached. I’ve given up on dating. 

Chelsea: How will you find a Miss Right with an attitude like that? 

Tony: I’ve told you. I’ve given up. 

Chelsea: Well, I think you should open your eyes. Your valentine may be right under your nose!