Translation by spaceinvaderdud on Livejournal [bad word]  All right! Snug as a bug in [bad word] 

Germany: *sigh* Brother... I'm going to say this one more time so listen carefully. I still have work t-
 [bad word]  Now listen and revel at my awesomely crazy cool sheep counting!

Germany: *sigh* Seems like I'll just have to play along for the moment. Well, he should be bored of this as soon as he counts a few.
 [bad word]  Oh yeah! Here I go!
 [bad word]  One awesome sheep over the fence! Two awesome sheep over the fence! Three awesome sheep over the fence!
Four awesome sheep over the fence! Five awesome sheep over the fence! Six awesome sheep over the fence!
And then there's seven, eight, nine, and ten awesome sheep over the fence!
 [bad word]  HOW'S THAT, WEST? I bet you're so tired now that you'll doze off any time now!

Germany: My eyes are actually wide open now. I feel like going back to work now.
 [bad word]  Ahh~. Figures that 10 sheep wouldn't put you to sleep.
 [bad word]  The Italy brothers also counted a bit more than that.

Germany: Brother... Don't you think there's another problem besides the number of sheep?
 [bad word]  Huh? And what would the problem be?

Germany: Well, I think there's no way a regular person would actually fall asleep if you yell your count at them this close.
 [bad word]  Really? Well, you should fall asleep if you just close your eyes and you're calm and quiet.

Germany: That's right. "If you're calm and quiet.", that is...
 [bad word]  oh... Well, if that's what you say West, then I can adjust my counting a little to your needs!
 [bad word]  Here I go!

*Resumes counting until 2:00. Counts up to 19 sheep*
 [bad word]  20 sheep over the fence. HAWEKACHOOYAHEY!

Germany: Whoa! Are you all right, Brother?
 [bad word]  I sneezed and now I'm bored of this!

Germany: Hey!
 [bad word]  I leave the rest to you, West!

Germany: Don't just give me your job!
 [bad word]  Aww well, if you insist you spoiled sweet boy.

Germany: Aren't you the one who insisted on counting to me?
 [bad word]  That's [bad word] but...

*cheep cheep*
 [bad word]  Huh?

*Cheep cheep*
 [bad word]  You hear something?

Germany: Yes. It's the usual chick. He's right on your head.
 [bad word]  Woah, you're right! Ohhh~! I just love petting the little guy. It just feels great.
 [bad word]  Speaking of petting, I bet it'd feel really good to pet a sheep since they're all fluffy!

Germany: I'd have to agree with you there.

*cheep cheep cheep*
 [bad word]  *laughs* You don't need to worry, little guy. You'll always be my top animal!
 [bad word]  Hey, I've got an idea, West! As long as we're counting, let's count chicks instead of sheep!

Germany: ...Do you really think that'll work?
 [bad word]  Never know until you try, right?
 [bad word]  Okay, I'm going to count!
 [bad word]  21 chicks...in the nest. *cheep*
 [bad word] 22 chicks...in the nest. *cheep cheep*

*Continues until 4:06. The cheeping and count stops at 30 chicks*
 [bad word]  Being surrounded by fluffy sheep while you're sleeping sounds good and all,
but I think it'd feel really good to sleep surrounded by chicks too, West.

Germany: Chicks, huh? They look so soft, so I'm afraid I might [bad word] them.
 [bad word]  Oh, don't worry about that. Chicks aren't that squishy! Right?

*pause*
 [bad word]  Huh? Where'd the little guy go?

Germany: It seems like he flew away somewhere while you were in the middle of counting.
 [bad word]  I see...
 [bad word]  Hmm? West! You actually seem even more awake than before.

Germany: Yes. My fatigue is down because I was able to lie down f