I saw fire, when I looked in my lover’s eyes,
Woooaaahooo
I saw the Devil dressed up in disguise, 
Woooaaahooo
And you know, it gets hotter, than a microwave oven,
When you and [bad word] the lovin',
And you like what I'm doin',
And I like what I'm doin' to you, 
And everybody's happy, happy tonight
 
I'm a man, and I'm torn between vengeance and fashion,
Woooaaahoooo
And I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up in the passion,
Woooaaahooo
And you know that my suit costs more, than your house,
I'm a scoundrel, a lover, a murderous louse,
And I look good in your bed,
And you think that I'm lookin' good,
And everybody's happy, happy tonight
 
She's a girl, and she's got so many crazy ideas, man,
Woooaaahooo
She wants to push the button and execute this innocent man,
Woooaaahooo
And you know, she's depressed in her wedding dress,
She's gonna have her ribs removed,
And I like the way she's lookin',
Yeah, she's lookin' like a hundred dollars,
And everybody's happy, happy tonight