I'm gonna wanna [bad word] myself eat my nuts lick my balls
see myself with someone too so i can [bad word] them too
Friends I don't pay are friends who are [bad word] and [bad word] 
i never knew that my mum could suck my [bad word] 
So I took the chance and got some help from a few 
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

Cause I have the time and the liberty 
To play with my pet sally 
Please don't go away, sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods 
My salamander has hygiene too 
And he thinks of me the way I think of you 
The only next step is for him to say I do

Sally please don't go away 
I won't be living in yesterday 
The lonely nights 
Getting beat up by [bad word] in bar fights