You cause nothing but trouble wherever you burn. You’re the sunlight in my open eyes, but I wont go blind today. 
Cause when liars lead minds with their wiles and clever distractions, I see through them 
And I’ve got experience dealing with repeat offenders, they swing from my branches, like unripened [bad word]  found wanting when weighed. 
With all of the evidence finally laid out in front of me, I can almost taste 
a confession, a confession.
So if the court would stay quiet for only a second, I’m pleased to make my case, and tell my story 
but wait just a moment I’m passing a motion, I also am the judge, and the jury 
You should worry, you should worry.
Where are you leading us? all is malodorous evil 
The reddest of herrings is wearing a worrying scent 
You ask if I’m serious why am I acting so gleeful? 
What do I want? Should you rather absond or repent?
Absond or repent? Settle the score? 
No lawyer needs a spider in their corner shredding documents for sport.
Now, deciding your fate is no simple matter because part of me knows that I would miss you 
but you’re [bad word]  I couldn’t pin you down, and now you’re [bad word] an issue. 
Little thief on [bad word]  I’m a witch hunt of one, and the very first question I’ll ask in your interrogation 
was all of it, everything, just one big game? And if so was it luck of the throw, your misrepresentation? 
And subsequent incrimination, incrimination.
While I was dreaming I learned a brand new way of seeing 
from a fetus, a mother, but also a beast and a ghost 
you ask if I’m kidding, you’re having a hard time believing 
“I villain or victim? Why can’t I be neither, or both?”
Neither or both? It’s either/or. 
It’s not multiple choice you stupid girl. Why don’t you break that magic eight ball, and give a coin a whirl?
Give a coin a whirl. Give into the law. Confess, you silly girl.