Pale moonlight 
Neon-bright 
Whispers in the early night 

Golden mane 
Read 'The Game' 
Watch them drawn like moths to flame 

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups 
Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups 
Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!' 

Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
But if we were the last two people in the world 
The human race would face extinction 
Before I'd get it on, honey 
Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
Not if we were the last two people in the world 
Mister, mister, why haven't you gone? 
If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong 

Peacock [bad word] 
Collar up 
Watch him while he fills his cup 

Sultry glare 
Piercing stare 
Practiced in the mirror 

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups 
Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups 
Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!' 

Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
But if we were the last two people in the world 
The human race would face extinction 
Before I'd get it on, honey 
Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
Not if we were the last two people in the world 
Mister, mister, why haven't you gone? 
If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong 

Are you feeling it? Feeling the love in the room? Well you're feeling something 
Anyone'll do 

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups 
Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups 
Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!' 

Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
But if we were the last two people in the world 
The human race would face extinction 
Before I'd get it on, honey 
Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
Not if we were the last two people in the world 
Mister, mister, why haven't you gone? 
If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong 

Used to being the guy that gets the girl 
But if we were the last two people in the world 
The human race would face extinction 
Before I'd ever let you turn an inch into a smile, honey 
Like you still got a chance 
It's just amusing watching you dance 
Mister, Mister, why haven't you gone? 
If you're God's gift to women then God got it wrong 
She got it wrong