You get the hotel, 
I'll get the box of wine,
No sadder words had been spoken
Since the dawn of time,
When we were young, 
We never think, that it [bad word] to this, 
Because you only get one shot,
I took my shot and missed
 
She said, "You just keep it still love, 
I'll get the cameras going”,
I'm still amazed at the things I do
To keep my debts from growing,
She says, "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship”, 
And for our purposes
She says, she finds me well-equipped
 
(She's barkin' up my tree), 
(And bouncin' on my knee),
Like some sort of a Buddha-baby! 
(She's talkin' turkey), 
(Smokin' my jerky),
I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin', 
Build some more shelves, cause we're gonna keep stockin', 
We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me! 
 
Her stomach's bigger than my eyes! 
(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!) 
She smothers me inside,
This time I daren't forget the gravy
 
She says, "I'll just freshen up now, 
I'm expecting some more friends”, 
And it's [bad word] clear to me, 
There's more filth around the bend,
She said, I’m too functioning for her kind of internet, 
And she always gets everything, that she sets out to get 
 
(She's teaching birds and bees), 
(And always pushin' me),
Like a leather monstrosity! 
(She's talkin' turkey), 
(Smoking the jerky),
Better get the door, cause I hear your friends knocking, 
Turn around, sister and just keep walking,
We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me! 
Talking to me! 
 
She's shaking her thighs! 
(You really know, how to treat a lady), 
She smothers me and dies! 
Happy Thanksgiving, baby! 
Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
Happy Thanksgiving, baby! 
Baby