Ima give your body the gift it craves
Ima whoop ya Ashe, then Ima dig ya Graves
Don't even need items, put 'em back on the shelf
With 3 ghouls and a revenant I 5 v 1 by myself
The apocalypse personified, I'm every Horseman
Pentakill Yorick? HAHA Of course man
At 3 minutes in, the tower's gone and I'm fed
Your team [bad word] from zombies like its Dawn of the Dead
 [bad word] life and Death with just a wave of My hand
Lets go on vacation, take a trip to Dead Island
I'm the gatekeeper- you can call me Zuul
Found a spot for your grave, Heres a shovel, can you Dig it Fool?
No reason to worry, Death aint that scary man
Take 2 coins for the ferry man and I'll just keep on buryin
The luxury of afterlife; the caddy coup de ville-a
I'll make you dance like you on Mike Jackson's Thriller
Rip the tear of the goddess right out of her eye
Light a kitten on fire and Iaugh when Old Yeller dies
I'm a God without pity, you've lost your Free will
This is Racoon City and I'm the Resident Evil

You're losing the game, your team can't feed without you
And you're so vein you prob'ly think this allchat's about you
You redefine feeding with your arterial bleeding
Take a pint on our first meeting and stop your heart beating
Your QQ has no meaning like a sheep's bleating
I checked your palm reading and your lifeline is fleeting
I'll need your measurements and a lozenge for your fit of coffin
I've ended more innocent lives than grand moff, and
i Got so many fans that I always stay cool
You're just my [bad word] relax in my pool
Ordered noobs for breakfast and your team served a grand slam
You're more disheartening than the tin man's angiogram
Like a bad refrigerator you [bad word] 
I'll be your hemo-liberator just for fun
My jokes like brand in an incinerator overdone
I'm a fatty physicist, I invented trans-fusion.
Ya clown, you drownin in the Tides of blood
With my face next to yours at the top of your HUD
Your health keeps droppin and its makin my bar fill
Check my sunfire cape: real vampires Sparkle
 [bad word] play with me, you wont get a loss
I don't have a football, but theres bandages to toss
Where are we going? We should find some friends
If we don't I'll throw you a [bad word] that never ends
 [bad word] back, I wanna cuddle, let me Give you a Hug
You guys are dumber and meaner than low elo PUGs
My touch isn't cursed, [bad word] me, I swear!
I don't know why these teamfights always end in Despair
Im cryin like the victim of a captiol crime
The most banned or picked champion of all time
Undeath aint so bad, cuz life is full of crappiness
I may be a kid, but I know money cant buy happiness
Im richer than a stripper on a Rolls Royce
Im sadder than a marathon of Sophie's Choice
Im smaller than a chogath with no food in his tummy
But no one survives the Curse of the Sad Mummy
ROPE TAG! You're it! Why aren't [bad word] 
Do you still want to play, or is that my [bad word] 
That was probably the most fun ive ever had. Ever.
When you're done respawning, lets be friends forever

Another blue ribbon for Hecarim
 [bad word] for the hills, hop the ocean, take a Hecka-swim
I don't like your odds n00b, they lookin Hecka- grim
Ima tear your skinny ashe limb from Hecka-limb
It's all for naught when your team gets caught
Givin you Equinophobia via Shadow Onslaught
Faster than the signature move from Guile
Behold the might of the Shadow Isles
Im on a rampage, a warpath, a charge so devastating
Summoners afraid to pick me- check the n00bs hesitating
Shakespeare on the rift cuz I've mastered the tragic
Your team is in discord, suffering is magic
Ima [bad word] you underfoot- war is eternal
Down and dirty like the floor when youre usin the urinal
I am beyond death n00b- the Shadow approaches
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