She says, she loves these United States of America
And the flag for which it stands, of thee I sing,
And she tells me she's a liar, but I don't believe her,
She tell me almost anything
 
Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now,
Got nothin' left on your plate ,
But it's better than walkin' around,
Lookin' for another man to subjugate,
Better than wondering what it was she just ate
 
Oh 
Did I make a mistake, when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake, when I sang this song?
Was my vox too y?
Was my vox too strong?
 
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain,
Try not to step in the Darvocet and the Novocaine,
And you stuck in the corner, listening to some guy talk about his screenplay
And the crazy things he did one night in Spain
 
Ooh! 
Did I make a mistake, when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Or was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake, when I sang this song?
Was my vox too y?
Was my vox too strong?
 
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
Oohoo-hoo-oohoo-hoo
 
My dance pattern is everything that matters to me, 
Oohoo-hoo
The blood splatters, you should see the suckers scatter,
Man, it really is a sight to see!
 
Well we've seen the years go by,
But it seems we've reached the end of the line,
And there ain't no happy ending,
When you're constantly pretending
That the good Lord ripped you out of my side
 
And this time there are no feelings,
And it feels like there's no time,
And it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some time,
Do some time, every time, every time I dance with you
 
Did I make a mistake, when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Or was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake, when I sang this song?
Was my vox too y?
Was my vox too strong?
 
Did I make a mistake, when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake, when I sang this song?
Was my vox too y?
Was my vox too strong?
Aw!
Aw!
Aw!