When a problem needs a problem solver, 
Guess who gets the call? 
Me ‒ that's all 
 
You're duelling with a plugged revolver, 
Guess who dropped the ball?
The writing's on the wall 
 
The French sent us a  Copper Lady 
Long since turning green, 
From New York to Los Angeles 
And all points in-between 
Burning 50 million megawatts of 
Gasoline 
 
I accept my destiny, 
I shall start a legacy, 
The likes of which you've never seen, 
Make them rip it, 
Rip it clean, 
I accept my destiny,
I am a ripping machine,
So help me! 
 
Rip it! Rip it! 
Rip it! Rip it! 
Rip it! Rip it! 
 
You're listening to your politicians, 
They claim to speak to God, 
Can't you see it's just a fraud? 
Your rituals and superstitions,
Don't you find them kind of odd? 
Might as well kneel before Zod 
 
The French sent us a Copper Lady 
Long since turning green, 
From New York to Los Angeles 
And all points in-between 
Burning 50 million megawatts of 
Gasoline 
 
Oooh! 
 
I accept my destiny, 
I shall start a legacy, 
The likes of which you've never seen, 
Make them rip it, 
Rip it clean, 
I accept my destiny, 
I am a ripping machine, 
So help me! 
 
Rip it! Rip it! 
Rip it! Rip it! 
Rip it! Rip it! 
 
Put me in motion, 
Drink the potion,
Use the lotion, 
Drain the ocean,  [bad word]  
Fake devotion, 
Entertain a notion, 
Be Nova Scotian 
 
Drink the potion,
Put me in motion, 
Use the lotion, 
Drain the ocean,  [bad word]  
Fake devotion, 
Entertain a notion, 
Be Nova Scotian 
 
Drink the potion, 
Put me in motion, 
Use the lotion, 
Drain the ocean,  [bad word]  
Fake devotion, 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
Be Nova Scotian 
 
Rip it!