We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
And in this cartoony
We're invading your TV [bad word] dispensers
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose [bad word] 
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone
cartoon work of art

Our scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
Cause Tiny Toon Adventures
is about to start

They're furry, they're funny
They're Babs and Buster Bunny
Montana Max has money
Elmyra is insane

There's Hamton and Plucky
Dizzy Devil's ducky
Furrball's unlucky
and Go-Go is insane

At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs since 1933

We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
It's Tiny Toon [bad word] and join the fun.

And now our song is done!