[bad word] Dolly Parton [bad word] Loretta Lynn [bad word] Barbara Mandrell
And [bad word] all of her kin

I've [bad word] Danny Pearl
I [bad word] Elvis Presley's little girl
I [bad word] the Judds

My [bad word] boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down

I [bad word] Willie Nelson
I [bad word] him deep inside
I [bad word] Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I [bad word] Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
I [bad word] the Judds, I [bad word] the Judds

My [bad word] boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down
 [bad word] Alabama [bad word] the Oak Ridge Boys [bad word] Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I [bad word] the cast of Hee-Haw
I [bad word] Glen Campbell, [bad word] him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I [bad word] his big white [bad word] I can't help it....

My [bad word] boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down