Tell the taxi driver, “Pull up over there”
Sprint down the street and we don’t pay the fare
Onto the district line, force open the door
There’s loads of seats free but we cotch on the floor

Last night we both died a death
Just flowed ’til no cider left
Jumped out the wrong side of bed
Now another night of wrong lies ahead

To be a kid again, Nancy and Sid again
Need medicine, cut out the middle [bad word] free, only way to get rid of them
Never gonna catch us

We’re on [bad word] And I’m about to lose it
She’s like a gun
And she ain’t afraid to use it [bad word] on, we’ll catch our very last train
Light our very last flames
And we’ll knock it all back
And forget our names

‘Cause it’s our last night
And it’s one last fight
We’re the last ones
The last ones standing, let’s go

Go tell the waitress, we’ll have [bad word] and cokes
Ask for the bill and then we’ll split when she goes
Out the fire exit wearing some strangers coat
We’ll sing it out ’til we’re sore in the throat

This ain’t child’s play like pass the parcel
Or build a castle, just a couple of rascals
Who go harder, live faster
Fight ’til the end like Jason’s Argonauts

Uh, ’cause life’s a carnival
There’s no reason, motives marginal
Don’t care if we’re cold and starving
We’ll still be laughing when

We’re on [bad word] And I’m about to lose it
She’s like a gun
And she ain’t afraid to use it [bad word] on, we’ll catch our very last train
Light our very last flames
And we’ll knock it all back
And forget our names

‘Cause it’s our last night
And it’s one last fight
We’re the last ones [bad word] on, we’ll catch our very last train
Light our very last flames
And we’ll knock it all back
And forget our names

‘Cause it’s our last night
And it’s one last fight
We’re the last ones
The last ones standing

We’re on [bad word]  let go [bad word] on, we’ll catch our very last train
Light our very last flames
And we’ll knock it all back
And forget our names

‘Cause it’s our last night
And it’s one last fight
We’re the last ones [bad word] on, we’ll catch our very last train
Light our very last flames
And we’ll knock it all back
And forget our names

‘Cause it’s our last night
And it’s one last fight
We’re the last ones
The last ones standing