Oh! Say hello to the invisible men, [bad word] to town to be my friend, 
They're gonna be here at a half past ten, 
Oh-oh! Really then, 
Maybe you see them, maybe you don't, 
Maybe you'll see what the others won't,
Maybe they'll make you row their boat,
Oh-oh! You, silly goat 
 
But I'm not ever gonna be one of those 
Happy, happy people in ridiculous clothes, 
Wondering where all the groovy poppy grows 
 
Looking out for the nightmare bird, 
Custard-creaming ever curd, 
Polishing her every [bad word] 
Oh-oh! My word, 
Can't we just enjoy the show, 
Bathing in our mirth and woe? 
You know I like the status quo, 
Oh-oh! 
 
They will steal the song that you're humming,
And you'll never see [bad word] 
They have [bad word] machines that are ready to do all of your [bad word]  
Oh yeah! 
 
And if you're waiting for an answer,
Well, prepare to keep on waiting, 
Some people clearly should be stopped from ever mating,
Living all their life just hating and hating,
Marching through the city with the soldiers of Satan 
 
Whether it stops, nobody knows,
So put your money up your nose, 
Dress her up in flammable clothes, 
Oh-oh! There she goes, 
Some will say, we've gone too far, 
Others will say, we're shooting par, 
What’s that sound inside my car?
Oh-oh! My door’s ajar 
 
We are frozen here in the blue light,
Sitting ducks in a toxic pond tonight,
Watching the fun boys and the good time girls unite 
 
And for every little [bad word] that we are graduating, 
There's another temple that we are desecrating,
Announcing your arrival as the Moon is abating, 
Pledging your allegiance to the soldiers of Satan 
 
It's a really good time, 
And it will blow your mind, 
It's a really good time, 
Lets go! 
 
And we are flaking out and fading fast, 
Stupidity first and safety last,
Have a drink and let’s watch the die get cast 
As we abandon ship and torch the mast 
 
This is the only way to live,
Black rainbows without ROYGBIV, [bad word] drain your soul in my evil sieve, 
This is the only way to live, 
This is the only way to live