Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
 
They're doin' it in the North of England,
They're doin' it way down South too,
If you really want to know, what I think about you, now,
I think you look better with a hook in your mouth,
Yes, you do
 
Free samples,
They're givin' [bad word] away!
Free samples,
Singing: hip, hip, hooray!
What a hapless sucker, the one who buys,
His [bad word] in such little sizes,
Free samples,
Free samples, today!
 
If you're looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for free samples,
Just look at the happy, ridiculous lives
Of the televised real housewives
 
And they shouting out, (shoutin’ out)
And they shouting out, (shoutin’ out)
And the freaking out,
That's what it's all about!
 
Free samples,
They're givin' [bad word] away!
Free samples,
Singing: hip, hip, hooray!
What a hapless sucker, the one who buys,
His [bad word] in such little sizes,
Free samples,
Free samples, today!
 
We’re never gonna turn 'em down,
It's happening all over town,
Customers bleeding [bad word] into stampede, 
Just to see who wears the crown
Of the trial sizes king,
Break it down, break it down, and sing:
Hip, hip, hooray!
Free samples are here today!
 
And we shoutin’ out, and we shoutin’ out
And we shoutin’ out, and we shoutin’ out (freakin’ out)
And we shoutin’ out, and we shoutin’ out
And we shoutin’ out, and we shoutin’ out (freakin’ out)