Saa saa Chichiue, oshyaku wa ikaga 

Moshi moshi Hahaue, Moshi moshi Hahaue 

Mukashi ni tabeta nikujaga no 

Ano aji ga wasurerarenai no desu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 

Nihon to moushimasu 
 [bad word] chikyuu 

Jitto mite chikyuu 

Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu 

Nihon to moushimasu 

Aa hitofude de 
 [bad word] subarashii sekai 

Hakumai wa saikou da 

Appare da! 

("Reigi resetsu wo [bad word] tsustumashiyakana watashi mo tamani wa youki na uta wo utau no sa") 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 

Nihon to moushimasu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 

Hatto [bad word] chikyuu 

Funzori kaette chikyuu 

Nihon to moushimasu 

Aa hito nikomi de 
 [bad word] ofukuro no aji 

( [bad word] ha hozome ga ii") 

Haretara higasa zenkai de 

kakuremi no! 

Naa Naa aniue, maguro wo choudai 

Tsuide ni aneue, wasabi wo oome ni 

OIOI Ooji, heiwa wo chikaou 

HAIHAI bouya (Souchi no tameni mo da) 

Guigui Chichiue oshyaku ha ikaga 

Moshi moshi Hahaue, Moshi moshi Hahaue 

Mukashi ni tabeta nikujaga no 

Ano aji ga wasurerarenai no desu 

Kurashi no umami wa shunkashuutou 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu 

Nihon to moushimasu 

Aa hitofude de 
 [bad word] subarashii sekai 

Hakumai wa saikou da 

Appare da! 

Aa sekaijuu ni 
 [bad word] shiawase no Recipe 

Shoyuu ga areba anshin no 

nagatabi da!