Wanna open up your eyes and see,
Wanna get a bigger piece of me?
You're really not sure how it's gonna be,
Well, take a hot bath in the policy,
I'm gonna tell ya, man, the mums the word,
Cause the order tellin’ lies is so absurd,
It's much bigger, than you've probably heard,
It's just another prophecy,
I started out in my mama's womb,
And everyday I'm closer to my tomb,
And once they get you out of the panic room,
They line you up around the block for the boom-boom-boom
 
At a frequency no one hears,
She was the biggest I seen in years,
She was the food dog,
She was the food dog, [bad word] on, she was the food dog, food dog, food dog, food dog,
Barking like a harpy at the poppy tree,
She was the food dog, food dog, food dog, food dog,
Barking down at you and barking up at me
 
Hanging around when the neighbor well sits,
Looking like a holiday in United States,
Flying on a broom through the night, like [bad word] witch,
Food dog, you're just another [bad word] 
 
Some people bite, others chomp,
Some are tossed into a dirty swamp,
But everybody here gonna feel my boot stomp,
My floppy, floppy boot stomp, boot stomp floppy,
When I'm suckin' on the sap of your tree,
I need to know what's in it for me,
I know, everything here is where it's supposed to be,
But I'm starting to get a little hungry
 
I need some food, dog, food, dog, food, dog, food, dog,
With a whole lot of flavor and a savory smell,
I need some food, dog, food, dog, food, dog, food, dog,
Baking in an oven that's hot as [bad word] 
 
Hot, hot sauce flying off of the shelves,
Bringing up towards, splashing on ourselves,
Tryin’ as you might, things will never be the way they were,
Food dog, you're just a major cur
 
She's a leaning tower without a lean,
Her home cookin’ gonna turn you green,
She got foot-deep pockets, (food dog)
The deepest I've seen, (food dog)
And she's licking her bones clean, (food dog)
And there's a million ways to get her wet,
She's was the wettest doll, that I’ve ever met,
Was she a curse on or a penthouse pet?
Your best bet is hedging your bet
 
She was the food dog, food dog, food dog, food dog,
Cookin’ in her own sauce,
And she was the food dog, food dog, food dog, food dog,
Showin' all the other dogs who’s boss
 
Suckin' on the most nutritious treat, [bad word] [bad word] #39; in the heat,
I tried all the finest cuisines all over the world,
Food dog, you're such a good girl