There was that whole weird thing with the horses
I think they know exactly what happened, I don't think it needs any explaining
I'm pretty sure I wasn't your first choice
I think I was the last one remaining

I wish we hadn't gone and destroyed it
'Cause I was thinking we could pull another weekender
You've still got a little bit of clairvoyance

I remember the metal bar
I remember the reservoir
You could say our paths had crossed before

So if it has to be a secret, then I guess that I can deal with it
You and I both know it's a negative thing
In the end only the girls know the whole [bad word] 
There were a couple pretty crass propositions
There were some bugs in the bars, there was a kid camped out by the coat check
She said the theme of this party's the industrial age
And you came in dressed like a train wreck

I remember the OTB
Five second delivery
You could say our paths had crossed before

So if it has to be a secret, then I guess that I can deal with it
God only knows it's not always a positive thing
To see a few seconds into the future

And if you swear to keep it decent, then yeah, [bad word] and see you
But it's not gonna be like in [bad word] In the end I bet no one learns a lesson

So if it has to be a secret, then I guess that I can deal with it
You and I both know it's a negative thing
In the end only the girls know the whole [bad word] 
And if you swear to keep it decent, then yeah, [bad word] and see you
But it's not gonna be like in [bad word] In the end I bet no one learns a lesson

In the end only the girls know the whole [bad word] In the end I bet no one learns a lesson