Policeman watching you, 
I see everything the policeman sees ‒ 
Ten buildings for every five trees, 
The policeman, he waves me through, 
That's the difference between me and you 
 
Here we go, here we go 
Into the Roppongi, 
Looking to pick up a Japenese… venereal disease 
 
You’re just another sick American at Yoshinoya, 
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
So let's go out tonight, 
Let's go… out tonight 
 
Subway passenger, 
I see everything that the passenger sees ‒ 
Ten people for every zero trees, 
He's marvelling at what we have done, 
Absolutely, positively no fun 
 
Here we go, here we go 
Into New York City, 
Looking at hot [bad word] on ice 'til we freeze 
And drinking DVDs 
 
White girl in a black blockbuster video, 
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us, 
(Something wrong with us)
So let's go out tonight 
Let's go… out tonight