I heard [bad word]  that you
Died and went to [bad word]  but
It was too cold for you, and
You never kiss and tell,
So you came back up to me,
Just lookin' for something to do,
Well, now aren't you glad you found me?
Have I got just the thing for you?
 
Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me,
Push me up against the dirty wall
And squeeze it out of me,
My stance is too wide for that stall,
Are you gonna out me?
Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me
 
Your face was a petunia,
Your body was glistening,
I tried and tried to tell ya'
But you weren't listening,
You don't seem like yourself,
Is something wrong with you?
Cause I've got just the thing
To turn your grey skies to blue
 
Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me, (bounce)
Push me up against the dirty wall (push me)
And squeeze it out of me,
My stance is too wide for that stall, (too wide for that stall)
Are you gonna out me?
Put your love into a dirty ball
And bounce it off me,
Cool times and tasty love await you,
Good vibes and Budweiser invade you,
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Bounce!
Bounce!
 
Like a dog, that [bad word] when you call,
So goes my bouncing dirty ball,
When love gets angry and love gets mean,
You'll need a ball, that's never clean,
Like a double down, when stakes are high,
My dirty ball will never die,
When love consumes you in its fire,
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher,
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher,
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher,
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher,
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher!
 
Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me,
Push me up against the dirty wall (push me)
And squeeze it out of me,
My stance is too wide for that stall, (too wide for that stall)
Are you gonna out me?
Put your love into a dirty ball (dirty ball)
And bounce it off me,
Cool times and tasty love await you,
Good vibes and Budweiser invade you,
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you (dirty ball)
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
Thank god, my ball will never hate you
(Thank god, my ball will never hate you)
(Thank god, my ball will never hate you) (dirty ball, dirty ball)
(Thank god, my ball will never hate you)
Not hate  you…
My ball will never hate you…
Will never hate you