I sit around and watch the tube but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old [bad word] In a house with unlocked doors 
And I'm [bad word] lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so [bad word] bored I'm going blind
And I smell like [bad word] 
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as [bad word] can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell 
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so [bad word] bored I'm going blind
And I smell like [bad word] 
I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspiration

I sit around and watch the phone, 
But no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When [bad word] s lost its fun 
You're [bad word] lonely

So, bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so [bad word] bored, I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes
I'm slipping away to paradise
Some say, quit or I'll go blind
But it's just a myth