Driving to the club one night,
I saw this girl was outside,
I said: "Here I am."
She took one little look at me,
Whispered something in my ear:
"Ok, here I am."

Wake up in the early light,
Another girl right by my side.
No clue, what to do.
I give this one up too.

I'm not George, I'm not Brad,
But I know I'm just as bad.
All the girls in the world, here I am!
I'm not [bad word]  I'm not Matt,
But I know I'm just as bad.
Catch me now if you can, here I am!
Here I am, here I am!

Waiting on a ticket line
The girl in front gave me a sign:
"Here I am."
She tell me that you want me too,
What can I say? What can I do?
Here I am.

Another number on the wall,
Another girl [bad word] my own.
No love, no romance.
Another ways to chance.

I'm not George, I'm not Brad,
But I know I'm just as bad.
All the girls in the world, here I am!
I'm not [bad word]  I'm not Matt,
But I know I'm just as bad.
Catch me now if you can, here I am!
Here I am, here I am!

I'm not George, I'm not Brad,
I'm not [bad word] and I'm not Matt.

Once again:
"Here I am!
All the girls in the world, here I am!"

I'm not [bad word]  I'm not Matt,
But I know I'm just as bad.
Catch me now if you can, here I am!
Oh, catch me now if you can, here I am!
Catch me now if you can, here I am!