Verse one:

Heres another topic Im addressing,

So learn a quick lesson, about your smith and wesson.

Sit your [bad word] back [bad word] 

As I let you know about mans best friend.

Now remember, it used to be a dog like lassie,

But now in 91 its a gun if you ask me.

Just like a jimmy hats used for protection,

I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.

cause if [bad word] up and try to play mine,

I rather have a ak than a [bad word] k9.

cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,

Me and the dogs going out on a stretcher.

And I aint with that, so I gotta get that

Big black gat, aim and I hit that.

Forget about a dog fool, [bad word] [bad word] in the (? ? ),

Nowadays, a gat is mans best friend.

Mans best friend

Verse two:

Here is the reason why ice cubes packed,

Just in case the little punks try to jack.

I cant put a [bad word] pitbull under a coat,

And a small on my back.

So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha

Itll probably work a 100 percent better.

cause itll keep me out of danger,

With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.

So this goes to all yall [bad word] 

Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter.

I dont just wanna give your [bad word] rabies,

I rather have your [bad word] pushing up daisies.

And I cant do that with benji,

Rin tin tin, or spotch mckinsey

Forget about a dog fool, [bad word] [bad word] in the (? ? ),

Nowadays, a gat is mans best friend.

"just dont let me see you shoot no dogs"

"hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit"

"the profile of a typical american gun owner is this:

Over thirty, white, male, middle class" --> peter jennings

"take that [bad word]