One, one night in Rio, (in Rio) 
Two, two days in LA (in LA) 
We had a short, a short stop in Moscow 
But there was no, (no…) no time to stay (to stay, to stay, to….) 

We had to meet this promoter in New York 
So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby 
He said we have to leave immediately to Germany 
So we hired a cab, 
When I saw the cab I thought I’ll faint! because this little cab 
Was jut a Mitsubishi, a shifted car, 
I’m used to ride limousines, luxury cars, with all my stuff, 
of minimum one suitcase, two pairs of shoes and three backup singers 
I’m used to this, I need this! 

Anyway, this driver had no idea how to get to the airport, 
‘cause at the 14th street he took a left turn, instead of a right turn, 
and I was really mad at him which us: 
Hey man we have to.. to be at the airport in a few moments! 
So how hard can you do that! 
‘cause the flight, leaves, to Berlin! 

One, one fancy [bad word] (in the sky) 
Two, two pieces of lemon 
Three, three crying babies (next to me) 
And after four drinks, they wouldn’t serve me no more… 

Well after flying for seven hours in economy class 
I was really mad, three crying babies 
And no more liquor, and no sleep 
So finally we arrived in Berlin 
It was raining, of course 
So nobody’s picking us up 
‘cause where the [bad word] are these guys? 
But anyway, so let’s go get the luggage 
And we went down and, there was no luggage, there was no luggage! 
So I waited half an hour for my luggage 
So I went down to the counter and said: excuse me, where is my luggage? 
We flew from New York to Berlin 
So he looked into [bad word]  and he said: 
Sir, it’s on the way to LA (LA, LA, LA…) 

I had one, one, one bedroom apartment (one bedroom apartment) 
There were two, two things on my mind (my mind) 
I want to go back (back), back to my luggage 
I want to leave (leave), leave this place behind 

Ok, I’m sitting at the airplane to Los Angeles to get my luggage back 
It’s quiet and next to me there is a friendly guy from Morocco or somewhere 
So we talk, and I wanted to show him the pictures of my boat, and guess what? 
I find out, that I forgot my wallet in the apartment, in Berlin! 
And here I am, no cash, no credit cards, not wearing a suit, for four days! 
Suddenly, the nice guy beside me jumps up with a pistol in his hand! [bad word] to the [bad word] and demands that the pilot has to go to Rio de Janeiro! 

One, just one night in Rio (in Rio) 
Too, too tired [bad word] (buagh) 
Three, three stamps in my passport 
For you it might sound funny (well…) 
But I was in pain 

All right after twenty six hours 
We got rescued by the brazilian anti-terror squad 
Nice guys by the way 
Later at the gate, I see this BEAUTIFUL lady smiling at me 
I go over there, and talk to her 
And she, invites me to go to her house 
Sounds like, there’s a chance to shave 

And is one, one night in Rio (Rio) 
We had two, two glass of champagne (champagne) 
And after three, three minutes of talking (hahaha) 
We made love (love...), again and again (again again again…) 

Aagghh, its four o’clock in the morning and I’m getting a little rest 
You know what I’ll say, hah it was a rough night 
My cell phone rings it’s my agent Steve 
He’s telling me he’s waiting on my boat in Malibu 
with all my luggage Thank God! 
Ready to go to Honolulu, I could dress, go to the airport, 
pick up my ticket, 
because I have to go back, back to LA