Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind [bad word]  [bad word]  Randalph's not too far behind [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to town
Randalph he can hurry, he can take the freeway down
And away [bad word] a whizzing like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a boy child "What have you been longing for?"
"All I want for Christmas is a Rock and Roll electric guitar"
And away [bad word] a whizzing like a shooting star
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to town
Can't you make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
And away [bad word] a whizzing like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a girl child "What would you like most to get?"
"I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream and wet"
And away [bad word] a whizzing like a Saber jet
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad [bad word]  [bad word] like a son-of-a-gun.